Side Effects prophets

Warning: Side Effects prophets are known to cause:

• Spontaneous combustion of adjacent pixels
• Uncontrollable urges to click the 'refresh' button
• Temporary blindness to all things not purple
• Irreversible loss of willpower
• Increased risk of browser crashes

Side Effects prophets are not responsible for the above mentioned side effects. Side Effects prophets are not responsible for your life choices.

Visit our Manifesto of Side Effects to learn more.

Or visit our Side Effects Support for help with your existential crisis.